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Stuff Teachers Say

The big End of Course exam is over, and there are 2 more weeks of teaching left in the school year, followed by a week of exams. Eek! In honor of this, I bring to you a list of things teachers say. Many thanks to my teacher friends who helped me create this list!

stuff teachers say

1. Will you just sit down?

2. I’m going to count down from 5, and when I get to 1 I need silence.

3. If you can hear my voice, say/do/etc. …

4. That project was due a month ago. You’re turning it in NOW?

5. Lord have mercy.

6. Watch your language.

7. Get down from there!

8. Yes, this is going to be graded.

9. I don’t walk into your house and put my feet on your table.

10. Put your phone away.

11. I need your phone.

12. No, I’m not going to steal your phone. You’re just too distracted by it to hold on to it for the rest of class.

13. I hate technology.

14. I love technology!

15. Where’s your homework?

16. Did you do your homework?

17. I’ll wait.


18. How do you think you’ll get a job acting like this?

19. Acting like that at work will get you fired.

20. Do you want to be fired?

21. Why are you out of dress code?

22. Yes! You’re in dress code for once!

23. I love Pinterest.

24. Did you put your name on it?

25. Whose paper is this?

Any others you think I should add? Comment and let me know!

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  • Reply Lynsey @ Eternally Wanderlyn

    Haha! All of these are so true! 😀

    May 12, 2014 at 1:12 pm
  • Reply Alan Brewington

    "If we leave right now I think we can still make happy hour!" 🙂

    May 12, 2014 at 4:39 pm
  • Reply Kaysie

    Sometimes the teacher-student relationship can be so hilarious, but I don't know if I'd have the patience to do it myself. Or the guts to chew out a little snot when they're being a little snot.

    May 12, 2014 at 5:18 pm
  • Reply Jennifer

    I wish the teachers in Spain said half of this stuff to their students! It is such a battle to get any work done in the Madrid classroom. Eek!

    May 12, 2014 at 5:31 pm
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